WHEN I TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS DURING TRAVEL SEASON
- things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
- things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
Words to Live By
Rule #1: Never care more about someone than they do about you.
Rule #2: If in doubt, bail out.
Rule #3: Time heals all wounds, both emotional and that black eye I’m going to give you.
Let this be a confession to the Internet world:
I am a little embarrassed by the amount of effort I’ve put into trying to get Aaron Paul to reply to one of my tweets. He calls people. I mean, Jesus Christ, he CALLS his fans. What a cool dude.